Mr. Otter: We found this little guy in a lake just south of Romania. Now he writes all of our top stories and wears tiny otter tuxedos. His family has built one dam good house.
Mr. Señor Pedro: We are supporting his campaign for becoming president of his classroom, and hope his opponents suffer a horrible death by fire/poison/impalement/starvation/assassination/Sasquatch/wolves/potato/drowning/eating broccoli/suffocation/watching "Jersey Shore"/Matthew beating them up after school on the playground. Good luck Pedro!
Mr. Ty Pickle Whitemale: Mr. Whitemale is a heterosexual, middle-class, father of two. He graduated with standards at White university in the year 2000. He owns a two story house in the suburbs on Reg. street. He writes at his cubicle some of the most average stories this page has ever seen. "I try as normal as possible to meet expectations, nothing more and nothing less" says Whitemale. Mr. Whitemale has won the "Plainest employee" award every single time he was supposed to. His favorite word is 'Regular'. Mr. Whitemale does the most 'regular' job there is! His favorite color is beige.
He has also has been tried for a murder case of 666 stabbings in one day, June 6th, 1966.
He has also has been tried for a murder case of 666 stabbings in one day, June 6th, 1966.